Do you believe in Faeries? I do. They come to me in my sleep and we dance in the moonlight. We speak of worldly matters and personal matters and everything in between. They speak through oracle cards and hint at truths I have not yet acknowledged. Do not laugh at me for these faeries are not harmless Tinkerbells. Treat them with respect and they will help you in every way they can. If not, you will have no one to blame when they watch you struggle and fail.
So why don't you join us for tea? I promise we won't bite.